WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Freaking orange Tropicana twister shite
2. Last phone call: Mummy!!
3. Last text message: Ishak bin Lee I guess, tertidor after that
4. Last song you listened to: Entahlah lagu zaman 60-an kat klasik nasional
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Maybe, tak ingat...mimpi kowt
7. Been cheated on: yes!! The mamak charge me extra the other day!8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nah...
9. Lost someone special: My dog, my freaking bestest friend
10. Been depressed: Melampau...maybe sad or tired, sampai depressed tarakla
11. Been drunk and threw up: Wont drink till drunk la weyh, minum beretika skit boleh tak?
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS :
12. Never had a favourite colour
13. Tarak la, aper nak tanyer lagik...14. Takde favourite colour means tarakla!! Mau gadoh ka?!
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: Ush,banyak..
16. Fallen out of love: Always in love...with Bing Crosby and David Bowie
17. Laughed until you cried?: Cried??Cried?? Im a kundejem la, we more melampau than crying, laugh sampai bergolek2 on the floor
18. Met someone who changed you: Nope...I can tukar baju myself
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yesh, sudah masok dalam akaun
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Ader!! Paparazzi kat hollywood
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Ush, pernah...banyak...
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All I kenal doh, tak payah la nak add sampai 1060 and ½ friends, tuh dah melampaw...
23. How many kids do you want to have: What’s this? Takde kerja lain kerh?
24. Do you have any pets: Pernah, my bestest friend, mampos chinaman langgar, LJ la lu, lu langgar sama saya punya small kawan, LJ!!
25. Do you want to change your name: Want me to change LAVA?? Hoi, lu ingat lu sapa? Mau gadoh ka?!
26. What did you do for your last birthday?: Enjoy with friends to the max!!
27. What time did you wake up today: 5:30 a.m kowt..
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Lastik cicak
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The day I jadi wakil rakyat
30. Last time you saw your Father: 5 minutes ago...nah, kat hall, tengok tv...
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: No need la, sempoi ady...unless kalau nak add super powers, I nak terbang, shoot laser from eyes,etc etc...
32. What are you listening to right now: Neighbour bodoh kat atas, ketuk-ketuk, drill entah aper entah..
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Pernah...how many Toms you want ah?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: FREAKING COCKROACH!!FREAKING ANTI-CHRIST COCKROACH!! DIE YOU FREAKING RADIOACTIVE-RESISTANT SHITE, DIE!!!
35. Most visited webpage: Blog2 yang berguna, wikibodoh,facebook bodoh,youtube!! Website2 yang berguna, berfaedah utk remaja masa kini
36. What's your real name: Limah binti Sugus
37. Nicknames: My name’s not Nick...
38. Relationship Status: I ader banyak relationship...dengan weather,climate,bacteria dalam perut (minumla vitagen)...
39. Zodiac sign: Singa
40. Male or female: Betina
41. Elementary?: SK.St.Mary
42. Middle School?: SMK.St.Mary
43. High school/college?: Saper nak tahu? Shhh, nanti owang kidnap I!!
44. Hair colour: Dunno...cannot see...
45. Long or short: Short hair the best!!!
46. Height: Tall enough to tengok orang...short enough to hide from orang
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: I crushed few people before, hancus berkecai! Ngan hammer besar pulak tuh...
48. What do you like about yourself?: Everything...Brain,skin colour,liver...etc etc..
49. piercing?: Each telinga ade satu...ok satu dah tutup ady, nak pierce..but...TAKOT!!
50. Tattoos: Saper nak tahu?? Apesal tanyer2 huh?!
51. Righty or lefty: Up-ty
51b. Innie or Outie: Nama kucing saper nih?
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Surgery myself, ter-staple my thumb, I ambik gunting and gunting isi jari tuh sebab nak kasi keluar ubat staple bodoh tuh..
53. First piercing: Baby lagik dah kena dera
54. First best friend: Joanna Andrew!!
55. First sport you joined: Lari 4X4, ush...
56. First vacation: Somewhere ah, tak ingat...but for sure kat planet nih,takde tempat lain...
58. First pair of trainers: Ape masalah kau? Kasut pon nak tanyer?
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Burp!
60. Drinking: Orange jus Tropicana twister nih la, sial, tak sedap langsung...one sip I dah give up, langsing kan luar tingkap ah!!61. I'm about to: Go to the moon to tanam a dead body..
62. Listening: Neighbour bodoh kat atas, bising la brada, diam skit boleh tak,dah tengah malam, LJ la lu!!
63. Waiting: for phone call, nak tender buat highway Selayang-Melbourne
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Meiosis?
65. Get Married?: Kahwen 5!!66. Career?:Wakil Rakyat
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: kalau makan,eyes...kalau on a fella...both
68. Hugs or kisses: BOTH!! BOTH BOTH BOTH!!69. Shorter or taller: taller skit,janganla tall sangat, tak sampai...
70. Older or Younger: Aper pon boleh! :P
71. Romantic or spontaneous: rojak both la
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Saper tak nak?!
73. Sensitive or loud: Entahla...
74. Hook-up or relationship: Entah...
75. Trouble-maker or hesitant: ENTAH LA!! Ish..tak paham bhasa kerh?!
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: Aper? Criter Spiderman kah?
77. Drank hard liquor: Ush, the whole night tak tidor!! Side effect melampau...for med purpose la, tak sedap...Jagermeister pulak tuh!!
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Pernah lost for a while, then jumpa, then rosak, in accident...
79. Sex on first date: I ngan Kamie terlibat dalam pembinaan modul “I am in Control” tajaan LPPKN and joined No Apologies 2 kali...melampau!
80. Broken someone's heart: Maybe...into many million pieces...(padan muker!)
82. Been arrested: Pernah...masok jail 20 tahun...eh, salah orang...
83. Turned someone down: who tak pernah?
84. Cried when someone died: Nope
85. Fallen for a friend?: Ermmm...*sweat*...next question!!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: OMG!! Im so real man!! Tengok dalam cermin, got reflection!!
87. Miracles: I poke my eyes once in the bio lab kat skola, and today...I can still see!!
88. Love at first sight: Nah, love means you must kenal cukop2, sayang and care for the person...
89. Heaven: Yes...cause I know, if Hell exist, sure Heaven exist...plus, I’ve seen it before,in fact, everyday...my bed...or rock corner...or MPH...or Kino bookstore...mamak tepi rumah, bak kut teh belakang BBS!!
90. Santa Claus?: Believe?! I’ve seen the fella before!!
91. Kiss on the first date: :P
92. Angels: My greatgrandmother said they exist man...
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Tak penat kerh?
95. Did you sing today?: YES
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Unless I mamak money lender, then wont la...I budak baik...
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: To the Triassic period...I nak bawak balik seekor dinosaur!!
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: Cant remember the date...but the day when the word “KUNDEJEM” was born...
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Nope...that handsome fella never fail me with every album released...
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Nope...posting this as “SOALAN-SOALAN BODOH” (Tajaan Facebook Sdn Bhd)
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