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Monday, August 27, 2012

My Apologies

My apologies to my readers,
I did not vanish to fly across the blue grey sky with my fellow helium camels,
ever since the release of the fifth book of the amazingly epic series, The Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R Martin, I was busy getting myself lost in this world as the 4th book was released back in 2005,
there was so much to be updated, and the poking around of choosing the right university and course of study,
and the fact that we now know nothing of Jon Snow's future,
developing such a block so black that no light can enter yet escape it,
I have sat starring blankly into space, wondering if he would kill another beloved Stark,
especially if its Jon Snow...
But fear not, I will not wait another 10 years to hear his fate in order to post these thoughts which I always share with you earthlings...
till then, let me survive the sleepless world of a student,filled with paper cuts, teacher's stares, unwashed clothes, mind boggling sentences and instant edibles...


Yours Hydrogenly,

TheLaVa

Sunday, May 15, 2011

hello... :)

hey guys!
check out this cool blog!
http://www.teenagegirlnow.blogspot.com/
amazing, our posts are identical...(even the labels! gasp!)
cut and paste?
:)
now, my dear friends...
hunt this bitch down, I want her head...
thanks
:)

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A Tribute...

Why?
Why, why, why?
Why?....why...
Why oh why oh why!!
Why...
Why?

Why...
Why...why?
Why now? Why?
Why?!
WHY!

Why? Why?
Whyyyyyyy?!
Why...why....
Just why...
Why?
Why.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

A Brief Vita of Saint Valentine

Legenda Aurea
by Jacobus de Voragine
1260
compiled to inspire a homily on each occasion
A medieval Bestseller
Initially entitled Legenda sanctorum (Readings of the Saints)

Here beginneth the Life of Saint Valentine, and first the interpretation of his name.

Valentine is as much to say as containing valour that is perseverant in great holiness. Valentine is said also as a valiant knight, for he was a right noble knight of God, and the knight is said valiant that fleeth not, and smiteth and defendeth valiantly and overcometh much puissantly. And so Saint Valentine withdrew him not from his martyrdom in fleeing, he smote in destroying the idols, he defended the faith, he overcame in suffering.

Of Saint Valentine the martyr.

Saint Valentine, friend of our Lord and priest of great authority, was at Rome. It happed that Claudius the emperor made him to come tofore him and said to him in demanding: What thing is that which I have heard of thee, Valentine? Why wilt thou not abide in our amity, and worship the idols and renounce the vain opinion of thy creance?
Saint Valentine answered him: If thou hadst very knowledge of the grace of Jesu Christ thou shouldest not say this that thou sayest, but shouldest reny the idols and worship very God.
Then said to Saint Valentine a prince which was of the council of the emperor: What wilt thou say of our gods and of their holy life?
And Saint Valentine answered: I say none other thing of them but that they were men mortal and mechant and full of all ordure and evil.
Then said Claudius the emperor: If Jesu Christ be God verily, wherefore sayst thou not the truth?
And Saint Valentine said: Certainly Jesu Christ is only very God, and if thou believe in him, verily thy soul shall be saved, thy realm shall multiply, and he shall give to thee alway victory of thine enemies.
Then Claudius turned him unto all them that were there, and said to them: Lords, Romans, hear ye how wisely and reasonably this man speaketh?
Anon the provost of the city said: The emperor is deceived and betrayed, how may we leave that which we have holden and been accustomed to hold sith our infancy?
With these words the emperor turned and changed his courage, and Saint Valentine was delivered in the keeping of the provost.


When Saint Valentine was brought in an house in prison, then he prayed to God, saying: Lord Jesu Christ very God, which art very light, enlumine this house in such wise that they that dwell therein may know thee to be very God.
And the provost said: I marvel me that thou sayest that thy God is very light, and nevertheless, if he may make my daughter to hear and see, which long time hath been blind, I shall do all that thou commandest me, and shall believe in thy God.
Saint Valentine anon put him in prayers, and by his prayers the daughter of the provost received again her sight, and anon all they of the the house were converted. After, the emperor did do smite off the head of Saint Valentine, the year of our Lord two hundred and eighty. Then let us pray to Saint Valentine that he get us pardon of our sins. Amen.

Happy Valentine's

2010's Valentine post:
http://thelava-billyreads.blogspot.com/2010/02/happy-saint-valentines-day.html

Friday, February 4, 2011

Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. They’re stupid teenage pigs, wanting to grow up so fast, wanting to abandon their beloved mother, wanting to have their own place, so mother would not discover that little shoe box filled with Penthouse magazines under their beds. And so they left with some money they took from mother pig’s dressing table drawer and some cookies baked by poor innocent mummy pork.

The first pig built a house made of straw. How stupid, ever thought about leaks? You’re living in a cow’s lunch! Anyway, straw it is. And so, the big bad wolf comes knocking on the door...

Wolf: little peg, little peg, let me in....

Pig: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you in!

Wolf: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house down!

Of course, the wolf blew the house down and ate the little pig...

The second pig was a little smarter, he built a house using sticks, but he’s no smart enough to think about leaks...or termites. And so, the big bad wolf (who’s still hungry) comes knocking on the door...

Wolf: Little peg, little peg, let me in...

Pig: Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you in!

Wolf: then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and‘ll blow your house down!

Pig: But I used nails!

Wolf: Good point....

And so the wolf kicked the house, and since all sticks are nailed to each other, the whole house went rolling down the hill and crushed Jack and Jill while they were on their way to fetch a pail of water. Of course, he ate the little pig...
The third little pig was like wayy smarter, he took enough from mom’s drawer, bought eggs, rare hens which laid more eggs and set up a business, and so he’s rich enough to afford bricks and cement and such. But the wolf had a little more room left, so he decide to have more pork and comes knocking on the door...

Wolf: Little peg, little peg, let me in...

Pig: Not by the hair of my chinny chin ch—

Wolf: My gawd, you guys should shave...

Pig: never!

Wolf: Shave! No, I mean, let me in!

Pig: Never! What am I, stupid?!

Wolf: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff...and I’m coming in!

Pig: Good luck!

So the wolf thought about it...

What about the chimney wolf?

Wolf: seriously?

Come on now, the wolf’s smart. He went to the County Recorder’s Office instead, and discovered that the pig never applied for a building permit. And so the third pig got blackmailed. He just had to let him in. So, the wolf went in...

Wolf: nice place you got here... *looks around*

Pig: Thanks...

And as the wolf looked around, the pig pushed him into a boiling pot of water, which happens to just be there, because this is a story and things like this happen... the wolf got cooked, and the pig invited his mom over for dinner.

Do you know the price you’ve gotta pay when you go against nature? When pigs eat wolves instead?

What the third pig didn’t know, Red Riding Hood’s grandma happen to be in the wolf’s tummy, she lives because he swallowed her whole, and her crinkly skin protects her from dissolving in the acidity of his tummy.

Negligence. You should have foreseen that a big bad wolf might have a living grandma trapped in his tummy. The pig went to jail. Manslaughter. There you go, off to jail, and who’s taking care of your mama? That’s right, I’m having ham sandwich now, oh yeah.

For the wolf's side of the story, visit:
http://www.shol.com/agita/wolfside.htm

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Guess the show!

"Haunted?  By what?"
"Ghost of the Nuns  ______"

"Country people _______"

My grandmother used to look at tea leaves. She even saw a ghost once, walked through a wall. Why can't they use doors like anybody else?"

"Do ghost have faces?"
"Oh, I think they do...except the headless ones..."

"...sitting out of his grave like it was judgement day..."

"Going to the village to pick up some local gossip..."

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Plant Poop

(LaVa’s dream...)
Miss A wrote on the board


CO₂ + RuBP → 2 X G3P


Kath asked “Miss A, what if O₂levels higher than CO₂?”
Naveen threw eraser at me, it whack my head, I woke up....


At Gma’s house, was left alone, no internet access, friend from outstation smsed, told her my dream


“Lava, RuBP takleh kowt react ngan O₂...mesti CO₂...kalau tak, mampos la pokok tuh takde glucose!”


“Ye la...tapi kalo O₂lagi banyak? Pokok tuh nak buat aper?”


“Aha kan? Kalo photosynthesis dah melampaw, takkan O₂ tinggi skit takleh handle?”


“Hah, kalo ngan CO₂ product dier keluar 6-carbon compound kan? Pecah kan dpt 2 X (3-carbon compound) G3P, cam dlm Calvin Cycle.... Kalo O₂ jerh, 5-carbon compound jerh la...”


“5-carbon atok kaw...nak buat 2 X G3P tak cukop!”


“Buat satu jerh la...yg lagik 2 carbon tuh...jadi something la..plant poop kerh? :P”


“Melampaw kau...tapi kan, logic jugak equation ko tuh...I raser-raser boleh ah, tapi kadang-kadang ko tuh kalau tak merepek tak cam!”


“Jap I tanyer kawan2...nanti I bagi taw...”


So, I smsed everyone...and their replies? (exact words)


“Maybe CO₂ s given out...I read it somewhere, possible, true...”


“Shut the fuck up Lava...tell me when you figure that out”


“Hmm,no,quite sure it’s no...if RuBP could react with O₂, then trees couldn’t live in O₂rich areas anymore as no glucose can be produced...makes sense?”


“I think it’s a self sacrifice mechanism...never heard of such reaction...besides...I’m doing arts Lava”


“The trees you’re talking about came from outer-space, from a distance planet where everything is a reverse...you watch too much TV”


“You mean Rubisco breaks up RuBP for no reason? Mad ah?  O₂is evil if that’s the case”


“I’m asleep la...ask my dog...but tell me later when you got the answer from him...”


“No way, photosynthesis evolved in atmosphere with far more CO₂than we have today...it’s in their genes, Rubisco can only catalyse reaction for CO₂and RuBP...ok honey?”


So, I asked someone who ‘might’ live on a far (and remote) away land...


“Weyh Lava, I tak ambik Bio ah...maner dak I taw?...alrite, jap, I pegi find out utk you, janji ko belanja makan...”


20 minutes later...


“lava sah equation ko yg merepek tuh, ambik pensel catat...


Enzyme yang catalyses reaction between RuBP ngan CO₂, Rubisco kan? Can also catalyse utk RuBP ngan O₂...So, O₂ngan CO₂compete ah utk active site yang samer...biler O₂ level high and CO₂levels low, yang reaction ngan Oxygen yang difavourkan...


Tengok nih, I tak paham, You salin and tengok...


O₂ + RuBP → Glycolate (2-carbon compound) + G3P



Compare ngan Calvin Cycle

CO₂ + RuBP → 2 X G3P (2 X 3-carbon compound)”


(So, one molecule of G3P yang keluar instead of two, cam Calvin Cycle...)


“Glycolate tuh aper?”


“Entah...yang 2-carbon compound tuh kowt...tapi kat sini dier kata glycolate cannot be fixed into carbohydrate, and instead passes into the mitochondria where it is respired...process nih nama dier photorespiration...”


“Orite....so photorespiration nih rugi ah, nanti photosynthesis tak efficient...boleh overcome kerh benda nih?


“Boleh...nah, some plants have overcome this problem...C4 plants?! WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!”


“Serious kerh ko nih, C4 tuh stand tok aper?”


“Entah...pfft...tak tulis...tapi C4 plants overcome photorespiration ader bundle sheath cells that have different chloroplasts...C4 *giggles* “


“Boleh meletup kerh *ahahahahaha* C4 plants tuh? Serious ko bacer dr maner nih?”


“Meletup nenek kau, example of C4 plants: sugar kane, maize and millet...ko makan tebu meletup tak? I bacerkan dari buku Bio roommate I....dier ader buku bio tebal giler mak dier belikan...tak pernah bacer pon, buat action jerh kowt...”


“HAHA, perisa meletup!! Orite ah...taknak kacau, gi tido ah, kang kena marah kang! Tangki punyer mak (thank you very much)”


“alrite, byeee..belanja tau”


Janji Tok Hajji I’ll never question nature again, you ask one question, she’ll give you some mojo and more questions...


And what started as a joke...turns out to be real...I couldn’t stop laughing eventhough it was scary...because we got high and made up an equation based on simple maths which sounded quite logic...


Oh, check out ‘photorespiration’, here, knock yourselves out...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorespiration


Now...how the readings would be affected when we use kulit manggis instead dalam beetroot experiment...some questions are best left unanswered....

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Thoughts of the day












Now you know what I was thinking about the whole day!
off to watch game, cheers!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Stupid Lions...

Kong said she missed this eff-ed up lion....
the charcoal pencils were like shit...what? I dont know how to use them properly!

Joanna said this reminds her of Scar or something..

and this one reminds her of Mufasa...dead...
Didint intend to draw Disney's Lion King characters,
I wanted to try drawing lions, I like lions,
I spent sleepless nights finishing these up
and at the end, they look like a bunch of over-sized retarded cats that died of overwhelming laziness...
Wanted to sell them for RM1000.00 a piece...
But in the end, I dont want to...it reminds me of science1 oh so much...
(and..well..a box of koko krunch worth more)
I love my fellow Kundejems!!
By the way...what animal is the koko krunch mascot thingy? you know, the one which kept on saying "...great chocolatey taste" or some shit like that...
Heak, who cares...its the whole grains that counts...
I have to start doodling large-scale again...

I Am Iron Man...

Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world....
Running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again...

Iron Man, a song by Black Sabbath, from their second album, Paranoid, released in October 1971. It was written by Ozzy osbourne (originally entitled 'Iron Bloke'). Grammy Award For Best Metal Performance in 2000!!!
The song has no connection with Marvel Comics super hero, Iron Man though. The song was about a vengeful villain.


about a man who travels in time, into the future and saw the apocalypse. During returning to the present, he was turned into steel by a magnetic field. So, he became mute, thus unable to warn people and tell them about the coming monstrous destruction. So, this made him angry, and shower his revenge on mankind, causing a perdestination paradox (casual loop).
But they just use it in the 2008 feature film, Iron Man

Black Sabbath rules...

Off for more ... (look at Tomi Iommi! Damn chun..)




Thursday, November 4, 2010

100

Memang leader yang berwawasan...
"It was planned and proposed to the government by PNB. I did not direct PNB. PNB was the one who proposed [the project]. This is something the PNB management, or board, really wants"

He rationalised that the project boleh jadi symbol of a modern and developed Malaysia.

Memang true, as in sama effect dier dengan Petronas Twin Towers and Penang Bridge. memang betol Penang Bridge dulu people opposed, but now sedap korang bawak sedara-mara pegi jalan-jalan tengok bridge tuh.

Semata-mata I tak oppose project ini, I bukanla hairan nak support. When it was said that this project would not waste resources, but will bring benefit, I tak lah caya sangat. memang benefitnyer akan kiter lihat in the future.
Memang masa construction tuh akan create jam giler and such, and duit kiter pon habis, harga barang pon naik...
But, if you look at it through my eyes...

Kalau duit I yang kena tolak bayar tax hari-hari tuh digunakan untuk biayai anak orang lain blajar kat overseas walaupon result SPM tak sangat, and duit kiter tuh pon tak benefit we all sendiri, so lebih baik buat something yang I rasa worth it skit when I bawak rakan-rakan dari overseas cuti. Pernah rasa bangga tak when you bawak your foreign friends datang, and they say your Petronas Twin Towers look like diamond kerh or something?

Kalau tak, money kiter spend on sending a second fellow to space and make his wedding besar-besaran and biayai lagi budak-budak lain pegi study jauh-jauh, while kiter penat belajar kat sini tak dapat satu haprak, I mean, we just have to except la hakikatnyer yang kiter kena treat macam nih (hope it will change) and I rasa ini adalah salah satu caranyer kiterorang benefit something, kan?

Though many of you kata Malaysia can bersinar di mata dunia dengan cara lain yang worthy and sensible...Betol, kiter perlu upgrade kan education system kiterorang, public transport kena improve and more project perumahan yang berkualiti tinggi for orang rumah setinggan, world-class sewer system, etc etc... and since when PNB expert real-estate development? KLCC floors fully occupied kerh? How can budjet yang diannouncekan ader items not wanted by PM?

Kalau tak jadi, tak jadi la, rakyat menang...
kalau jadi, janganla dijadikan white elephant kat tengah-tengah town, malu giler! Better build something kat WP Labuan, kan ader 'proposal to transform Labuan jadi financial hub', maner dak proposal hang? And dont la compare a bridge with a building, like compare a coke bottle with my kepala lutut... Penang people need a bridge to get in and out, kan? Tak kan nak swim? Mati la jelly-fish kat situ!

Lebih baik korang buat tak taw je la, duduk rumah diam-diam, main dengan cucu-anak, makan cendol, yang ader exam tuh study hard skit, biarla,nih hal orang besar, takmo kaco... brape mahal seguni beras nak dicharge, US dollar naik doh! Heeeaaakkk!!

Biler dah habis 2015, kiter tengok cam nerh...

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Tidak perlu maths

Dari 49 750 orang pengundi...
32 000 orang pengundi berbangsa Melayu
11 500 pengundi berbangsa Cina
 5 500 pengundi berbangsa India

This makes 750 pengundi lain-lain...

 70% undi Melayu : 22, 400
30 % undi Melayu : 9, 600

So, undi Cina dan India tak perlu...
Undi 30% Melayu pon tak perlu...
Jumlah undi yang tidak diperlukan : 26, 600

Perbezaan undi : 4200
Kalau ditambah dengan undi lain-lain?
+/- undi yang tak betol...

Pasti kerh undi Cina dan India tak perlu lagi?

Brada, lulus maths or not?

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Cohesion

I was attending my biology homework when I came across a question regarding the transportation of water in xylem vessels.


“Explain what is meant by cohesion”

I look up in my Latin dictionary once. The word ‘cohesion’ comes from the Latin word ‘cohaerentia’ (ae).

In chemistry, cohesion (or cohesive forces) is a sort of a physical property of a certain substance, due to the intermolecular attraction between the same molecules (or like molecules) within a substance that that acts to unite them. The attraction of water to the sides of your measuring cylinder is an example of cohesion. Water is like strongly cohesive towards each other, forming four hydrogen bonds with other water molecules in a tetrahedral configuration. So, there are strong Coulumb forces between the molecules!

But what rings in my head is the word cohesion. There’s cohesion of what so many other bullshit out there!

When I was 10, my dad got me a book about landslides. In geology, cohesion is the shear strength of a rock or soil. That’s all I’ve ever knew, until my dear Cikgu Azmi told me that cohesion in soils is caused by root cohesion (ya, we blaja in geo form 4 kan!). So, if you continue logging, burning trees down and such, the soil loses its cohesion, because no friggin plant is going to suck up water and keep a certain perfect volume of solution in the soil. Another is the electrostatic forces in firm, over-consolidated soil. In geology, consolidation of soil happens when soil decrease in volume, you know when soil is packed more tightly; the bulk of its volume is reduced. Another way is just the cementing of the entire crap by calcium carbonate or natrium chloride (this soalan will never keluar).

In the context of language, or more specific, linguistics, cohesion is the relationship between grammar and lexicons in a sentence. It binds and holds the text together, giving it meaning and expression. Like using exophorics to describe something without knowing what they really are (When English class get a little too boring...)

According to my ‘beloved’ Politics for Dummies, cohesion can also be used in the world of political science, mainly to refer to the bonds that brings people and communities together, something known as ‘social cohesion’

This post reminds me of the conversation I had with my dad two years ago. The word ‘Dress’. You can refer it to clothing, to put clothes on, to dress a horse, a barber dressing his customer, to dress the surface of a material, a costume, DRESS syndrome, to dress a salad, etc...

Are Speedos ‘cohesive dressings’?

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Fight With Tools

We need heroes
build them
Dont put your fist up,
fill them
With our hopes, and our hearts and our hands
We're the architects of our last stand.

Will release my cover soon guys, probably on YouTube...

Friday, October 1, 2010

Pease Porridge Hot

Me papa used to read all Mother Goose's  rhymes with me,
I could practically recite almost every one of them
One of my favourites was "Pease Porridge Hot"...some books go "Pease Pudding Hot"
(Although my most favourite is Old Mother Hubbard, I had a wonderful pet dog)
It goes like this:

Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold,

Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old;

Some like it hot, some like it cold,

Some like it in the pot, nine days old.
 
The origins of this rhyme remains unknown...
Pease porridge is also known as Pease Pottage (yums) (middle english, again)
It's also a  game,  children play it with pairing,clapping their hands (ask me and I'll teach you how)
Arwah Tony Curtis stars in "Some Like It Hot", a film by Billy Wilder (1959),title taken from this rhyme...
The song's traditional english, so if you would like to know how it sounds,
refer to Roud Folk Song Index no.19631 (imma Brobdingnagian..)
 
Want to know which one's Pa's favourite?
 
"Needles and pins, Needles and pins,
 
When a Man marries, His troubles begin"
 
I Love my childhood
:)

Monday, September 20, 2010

Patuhilah Nasihat Bonda

Maka adalah seekor lipas dijumpai anak muda yang baru pulang dari sekolah. Dikatanya anak muda itu terlihat akan lipas tersebut di depan ruang dapur. Maka dicekupnya surat khabar, digulungkan agar senang dipegang. Maka anak muda itu kejarlah sang lipas tersebut. Maka lipas itu amatlah terperanjat dan melarikan diri lintang pukang, menuju ke akhir pelusuk pintu dan bebas ke dunia luar. Maka gembiralah anak muda itu menakutkan lipas itu, kerana kecilnya badan lipas itu berbanding anak muda itu. Maka tergelak-gelak lah anak muda itu setelah melihat perlakuan lipas itu.


Maka dilihatnya keseluruhan kejadian tersebut oleh ibu anak muda itu. Maka ibunya memanggil anak muda itu ke ruang tamu. Maka ibunya memberi nasihat kepada anak muda itu, bahawanya lipas tidak patut dipandang rendah,kerana ianya mempunyai perasaan dan jiwa seperti yang manusia miliki. Dimana semua lipas ada sepasang sesungutnya, di kiri dan di kanan kepalanya.

Maka anak muda itu bertanyakan ibunya tujuan ibunya bercerita akan lipas. Maka ibunya berkata “Kuasa sakti sesungut lipas tidak boleh ditarungi oleh umat manusia, walaupun semana kecil sesungut mereka, bahawa bukan hanya digunakan untuk berbau ataupun melihat pada keadaan gelap, mahupun mencari air, bah boleh dirasakan perasaan dan niat kaum manusia”

Maka anak muda itu tergelakkan lah akan nasihat ibunya, dikatakan bahawa dia sudah cukup besar dan matang untuk mempercayai karut-marut bondanya, bhawa lipas itu adalah semata-matanya satu jasad kecil yang boleh dimain-mainkan, seekor serangga yang patut dihapuskan.

Maka ibu anak kecil itu berkata “ Jikalau dipertawakan nasihatku, maka satu hari akan kamu terima padahnya dendam lipas-lipas di seluruh dunia, yang dinasihatnya betul, tidak ditipu, yang sang lipas mempunyai sesunggut yang luar biasa, apabila umat manusia mahu menyerangnya, sang lipas akan sensorkan niat kamu itu”

Maka satu petang anak muda itu menuju ke pintu depan . Maka terserempaklah anak muda itu akan seekor lipas. Maka secara automatiknya tangan anak muda itu mencapai surat khabar lama, digulungnya dengan cara yang boleh mendatangkan maut, menuju ke hala lipas itu. Maka apabila menuju dekatnya dengan lipas itu, lipas itu tidak bergerak ke belakang. Maka hairanlah anak muda itu melihat gelagat lipas tersebut. “sepatutnya lipas ini takut akan kehadiran seorang manusia yang besar”. Maka teringatlah anak muda itu akan nasihat ibunya. Maka tidak dipedulikan nasihat tersebut oleh anak muda itu, lalu dia mendekati lipas tersebut, menyembunyi surat khabar itu dibelakangnya.

Maka dengan segala rahmat yang melanggari unsur-unsur sains, lipas tersebut berangkatlah dengan kedua-dua kepaknya, dengan kelajuan maksima dan menyerang anak muda tersebut. Maka anak itu tidak dapat menggunakan surat khabar itu, kerana diserang dengan sekelip mata. Maka lipas itu menyerang lah kepala anak muda itu, dimasuknya ke dalam rambut anak muda itu yang bercerminkan serabut kelapa. Maka dengan kemungkinan lipas tersebut puas dengan seranggannya, atau seram akan alam rambut anak muda itu, maka diterbangkan ke angkasa meninggalkan anak muda itu mengigil bersendirian dalam ketakutan.Maka menanglah lipaas itu dalam pertaruhan tersebut.

Begitulah Al-kisahnya phobia terhadap lipas terbang. Patuhilah nasihat bonda.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Soalan-Soalan Bodoh (Tajaan Facebook Sdn Bhd)

100 truths (since semuer orang post, Aku pon post jugak...pengaruh rakan sebaya!)

WHAT WAS YOUR:

 1. Last beverage: Freaking orange Tropicana twister shite
2. Last phone call: Mummy!!
3. Last text message: Ishak bin Lee I guess, tertidor after that
4. Last song you listened to: Entahlah lagu zaman 60-an kat klasik nasional

 HAVE YOU EVER:

 6. Dated someone twice: Maybe, tak ingat...mimpi kowt
7. Been cheated on: yes!! The mamak charge me extra the other day!
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nah...
9. Lost someone special: My dog, my freaking bestest friend
10. Been depressed: Melampau...maybe sad or tired, sampai depressed tarakla
11. Been drunk and threw up: Wont drink till drunk la weyh, minum beretika skit boleh tak?

 LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS :

 12. Never had a favourite colour
13. Tarak la, aper nak tanyer lagik...
14. Takde favourite colour means tarakla!! Mau gadoh ka?!

 THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)

15. Made a new friend: Ush,banyak..
16. Fallen out of love: Always in love...with Bing Crosby and David Bowie
17. Laughed until you cried?: Cried??Cried?? Im a kundejem la, we more melampau than crying, laugh  sampai bergolek2 on the floor
18. Met someone who changed you: Nope...I can tukar baju myself
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yesh, sudah masok dalam akaun
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Ader!! Paparazzi kat hollywood
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Ush, pernah...banyak...
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All I kenal doh, tak payah la nak add sampai 1060 and ½ friends, tuh dah melampaw...
23. How many kids do you want to have: What’s this? Takde kerja lain kerh?
24. Do you have any pets: Pernah, my bestest friend, mampos chinaman langgar, LJ la lu, lu langgar sama saya punya small kawan, LJ!!
25. Do you want to change your name: Want me to change LAVA?? Hoi, lu ingat lu sapa? Mau gadoh ka?!
26. What did you do for your last birthday?: Enjoy with friends to the max!!
27. What time did you wake up today: 5:30 a.m kowt..
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Lastik cicak
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The day I jadi wakil rakyat
30. Last time you saw your Father: 5 minutes ago...nah, kat hall, tengok tv...
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: No need la, sempoi ady...unless kalau nak add super powers, I nak terbang, shoot laser from eyes,etc etc...
32. What are you listening to right now: Neighbour bodoh kat atas, ketuk-ketuk, drill entah aper entah..
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Pernah...how many Toms you want ah?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: FREAKING COCKROACH!!FREAKING ANTI-CHRIST COCKROACH!! DIE YOU FREAKING RADIOACTIVE-RESISTANT SHITE, DIE!!!
35. Most visited webpage: Blog2 yang berguna, wikibodoh,facebook bodoh,youtube!! Website2 yang berguna, berfaedah utk remaja masa kini
36. What's your real name: Limah binti Sugus
37. Nicknames: My name’s not Nick...
38. Relationship Status: I ader banyak relationship...dengan weather,climate,bacteria dalam perut (minumla vitagen)...
39. Zodiac sign: Singa
40. Male or female: Betina
41. Elementary?: SK.St.Mary
42. Middle School?: SMK.St.Mary
43. High school/college?: Saper nak tahu? Shhh, nanti owang kidnap I!!
44. Hair colour: Dunno...cannot see...
45. Long or short: Short hair the best!!!
46. Height: Tall enough to tengok orang...short enough to hide from orang
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: I crushed few people before, hancus berkecai! Ngan hammer besar pulak tuh...
48. What do you like about yourself?: Everything...Brain,skin colour,liver...etc etc..
49. piercing?: Each telinga ade satu...ok satu dah tutup ady, nak pierce..but...TAKOT!!
50. Tattoos: Saper nak tahu?? Apesal tanyer2 huh?!
51. Righty or lefty: Up-ty
51b. Innie or Outie: Nama kucing saper nih?

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: Surgery myself, ter-staple my thumb, I ambik gunting and gunting isi jari tuh sebab nak kasi keluar ubat staple bodoh tuh..
53. First piercing: Baby lagik dah kena dera
54. First best friend: Joanna Andrew!!
55. First sport you joined: Lari 4X4, ush...
56. First vacation: Somewhere ah, tak ingat...but for sure kat planet nih,takde tempat lain...
58. First pair of trainers: Ape masalah kau? Kasut pon nak tanyer?

 RIGHT NOW

 59. Eating: Burp!
60. Drinking: Orange jus Tropicana twister nih la, sial, tak sedap langsung...one sip I dah give up, langsing kan luar tingkap ah!!
61. I'm about to: Go to the moon to tanam a dead body..
62. Listening: Neighbour bodoh kat atas, bising la brada, diam skit boleh tak,dah tengah malam, LJ la lu!!
63. Waiting: for phone call, nak tender buat highway Selayang-Melbourne

 YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids?: Meiosis?
65. Get Married?: Kahwen 5!!
66. Career?:Wakil Rakyat

 WHICH IS BETTER :

 67. Lips or eyes: kalau makan,eyes...kalau on a fella...both
68. Hugs or kisses: BOTH!! BOTH BOTH BOTH!!
69. Shorter or taller: taller skit,janganla tall sangat, tak sampai...
70. Older or Younger: Aper pon boleh! :P
71. Romantic or spontaneous: rojak both la
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Saper tak nak?!
73. Sensitive or loud: Entahla...
74. Hook-up or relationship: Entah...
75. Trouble-maker or hesitant: ENTAH LA!! Ish..tak paham bhasa kerh?!

 HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: Aper? Criter Spiderman kah?
77. Drank hard liquor: Ush, the whole night tak tidor!! Side effect melampau...for med purpose la, tak sedap...Jagermeister pulak tuh!!
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Pernah lost for a while, then jumpa, then rosak, in accident...
79. Sex on first date: I ngan Kamie terlibat dalam pembinaan modul “I am in Control” tajaan LPPKN and joined No Apologies 2 kali...melampau!
80. Broken someone's heart: Maybe...into many million pieces...(padan muker!)
82. Been arrested: Pernah...masok jail 20 tahun...eh, salah orang...
83. Turned someone down: who tak pernah?
84. Cried when someone died: Nope
85. Fallen for a friend?: Ermmm...*sweat*...next question!!

 DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: OMG!! Im so real man!! Tengok dalam cermin, got reflection!!
87. Miracles: I poke my eyes once in the bio lab kat skola, and today...I can still see!!
88. Love at first sight: Nah, love means you must kenal cukop2, sayang and care for the person...
89. Heaven: Yes...cause I know, if Hell exist, sure Heaven exist...plus, I’ve seen it before,in fact, everyday...my bed...or rock corner...or MPH...or Kino bookstore...mamak tepi rumah, bak kut teh belakang BBS!!
90. Santa Claus?: Believe?! I’ve seen the fella before!!
91. Kiss on the first date: :P
92. Angels: My greatgrandmother said they exist man...

 ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Tak penat kerh?
95. Did you sing today?: YES
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Unless I mamak money lender, then wont la...I budak baik...
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: To the Triassic period...I nak bawak balik seekor dinosaur!!
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: Cant remember the date...but the day when the word “KUNDEJEM” was born...
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Nope...that handsome fella never fail me with every album released...
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Nope...posting this as “SOALAN-SOALAN BODOH” (Tajaan Facebook Sdn Bhd)

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Harmonius Fish

Fish
Oh harmonius fish
What's with the fur?
I had you for lunch,
and now I'm talking to you
I'll be in the madhouse for this,
talking to my fictional hairy lunch...
This is so wrong...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Screw the peril-ness of literature

As I moved on into the world of writing, I realised writers have the least freedom, when writing itself is the only way to convey freedom. And those writing in such manner that they would predict the day they would die with a bullet in their heads? How useful you are as a writer to the community, how educated we seemed to people, and how educated people seemed to criticised us to the core is the fundamental base to publishing your thoughts to the world. Never obey a crooked instinct, and I’ve learned it the hard way.


Bulldrop this thought. I lived in an eggy fairytale world. My freedom is beyond the capability of the maximum angle literature can bend.

Words were once thought to be a conveyer, but with added flowers and spices and a little bit of cheese, it shows that cows in the fields are the Swiss army knives of the farm.

Those taking it to a higher level? Printed names?

We can’t tell you exactly what the future holds-only prophets or madmen truly know the future, and we authors are overqualified for one of those positions and under qualified for the other. So, we place our reputation in a certain amount of peril, making moderately educated guesses about the biology, physics, chemistry, art and medicine of tomorrow. We did this for two reasons: someone had to, and we needed the money.

But do take note that we can express our discomfort and unhappiness about ancient predictions and whatever has become of today.

Long time ago, we used to have bulls pulling our carts, then we rides horses, and to think that after all the technological advances we’ve achieved, we designed polluting mobile machines that would certainly give mechanical problems to your physics teacher, making him attending class late because of his frequent visits to the workshop when we could have our carts pulled by giant genetically engineered lobsters instead...

“See what I mean?”

Monday, July 26, 2010

Hounds on Dark Patch

The sails were hoisted, the crews are all on board, and we set sailing across the dark starry night sky, boarding away through the Martian atmosphere. My dear beloved and most good looking Captain Wright sat on front deck, looking out at the star, turning his head back, giving me a handsome smile. It was cold, and I know he’d come to keep me warm, but he turned back and stood straight by the sudden, appearing there’s something laying there beyond the horizon.

Ever since Earth was abandoned by most of us, she nourished herself, healed by the wonders of nature and the magical creature that once roamed and ruled by her peacefully. Now, returning to Earth after all the technological advances and excitement has been barred by creatures of the olden times. There are the wise ones of the wizards, and sly goblins, civilised elves of the west, sea people of the south, dragons of the north naughty fairies and clumsy Cyclopes. But at the far end of Earth, lie the scar, a patch which Earth could not heal, and an unfair cosmic reminder of her previous children. It was dark, cold, unfertile, unsettled, and unlived.

Wright seemed to forget reality at some point, always do, equationally stirring us starboard towards the patch, landing at the edge of a canyon. Nothing much to see, he just wanted to experience her scar, her pain. But in all darkness life still build its chances, allowed or not. There are creatures living in the dark, and no, they’re not creatures of evil as we would read about or heard about in stories. As far as I know, evil exist most in the light of day, flourish in a most expensive way, looking good at al times, having award winning smiles and an extremely generous amount of social help.

What Captain Wright and I learned on that day was the existence of the Howndders. Oh boy, were they friendly. They are dogs by the way, just a little different. How we felt pity over them, shaking, shivering in hunger and in the cold of the dark night left to scavenge absolutely nothing at all.
Wright threw a sausage over them, as they approach, licking our hands, playing fetch with us. It’s the company they wanted. They are dogs anyways.


What we’ve also learned is that you should not attempt to feed the Howndders, no matter how friendly they are. These friendly creatures tend to follow you where ever you go and they’ll not stop. It was a little sad to leave them as we board our ship, ready for sailing. One got caught up with the ropes. Captain Wright had to shake him off. It was even more sad to hear them howling away, disappearing into the darkness as we continue with our journey on old Earth.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Goodbye

Writing prompt: Goodbye
Type: Poetry
Organizer: Daily Writing Prompt

Goodbye,

Or was it hello again?
Why? Is 'bye' good?
Or was it ‘eye’ misspelled
Makes you wonder, No
Makes me wonder
I’m confused.

Goodbye means your ice-cream will taste flat
Or your root beer will delight you
Depending on your ‘goodbye’
Like this ‘goodbye’ for instance,
With 14 hours and 23 minutes left on the countdown,
Made me sleepy, thus indirectly making my peanut butter sandwich tasteless
Or was it directly?
Gosh, I cannot remember…maybe I should ask the sandwich
….
There you go

Wait,
I've already said goodbye to the sandwich earlier
In a delicious way
Gosh I’m bored,does this sound like poetry?
Looks like one
If only Microsoft word could speak…
Lava, it suppose to be about goodbyes,
Write Lava, write something
Not much time left.

Talking to myself in poetry…
Is this poetry by the way?
Failing in an enzymatic way
Great, my homework is calling for me.

Goodbye.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Zizou Corder - Halo

Aite, bestselling author of the Lionboy Trilogy Zizou Corder made another eye-catching cover on shelves recently, Halo. Finished in a few months ago.
I absolutely adore how Halo was made to be a young, fresh, innocent, filled with strong spirit and courage, unbeatable by male components, yet so feminine. Halo reminded me of myself so much, I fell like denying it. Leonidas was brought in well, so as the centaurs, and my favourite, Arko the centaur (Halo's brother). Corder brought in the plot very well, as baby Halo washed ashore in ancient greece in a turtle's shell up to the end of her quest, partly living in disguise, the plague and the war and how she ended up meeting her biological mother.
It's one of the best books of the year, a must get copy. I think it's a really good book in the firmament of children's literary. You'll get good sense of suspens,betrayal, courage and some other stuff you might sense out in a book. Awesome.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Riordan Fans! Heroes of Olympus: The Lost Hero


It's official! Today, Disney-Hyperion announced that the second series of Camp Half-Blood adventures will be called The Heroes of Olympus. The first book, The Lost Hero, will be published Oct. 12, 2010.

The image above is not the final cover. That will be revealed this summer, along with more information. Who is the lost hero? Which characters from the first series will you see? Who are the new demigods? For now, I can't drop any hints, but here is a short book description from the official press release:

ABOUT THE BOOK:

After saving Olympus from the evil Titan lord, Kronos, Percy and friends have rebuilt their beloved Camp Half-Blood, where the next generation of demigods must now prepare for a chilling prophecy of their own:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

Now, in a brand-new series from blockbuster best-selling author Rick Riordan, fans return to the world of Camp Half-Blood. Here, a new group of heroes will inherit a quest. But to survive the journey, they’ll need the help of some familiar demigods.

-Taken from Rick Riordan's Blog-
Cant freaking wait!!!
New adventures with Percy and friends, the strawberry fields in Camp Half-Blood...absence of Luke Castellan :( ....

Sunday, July 18, 2010

A midnight insanity after reading an ancient Enigma

I hate what the biblical film epics did to the Egyptians, the brutal image portrayed, using the enormous task story of gangs of slaves when there is no absolute evidence suggesting the myth of such massive enterprise, which seems like a colossal waste of time and energy. Have Vatican I no clue of astronomy? Ancient racism is blasphemy. Of such stories written by Europeans when they're still primitive compared to the highly religious and advanced Egyptians, and we've taken to account such edited work, thousands of years later? How mentally brutal can old civilizations get to up-glow themselves, categorized such people of extreme reserved, who kept the inner mysteries from all but their chosen initiates, of motives of sciences incorporated in religion.
We can only sit, and ponder yet again upon words of drunken 2000 year old man, absorb good will into our hearts, waiting for Judgement day....which I hope no ancient envious writers who have done such damage would follow upon and leading us where we should be going....
Or the libraries in heaven are nothing more comparable than the KL National Library, useless as its appearance and smell.
If we were to be lied to in heaven, then prepare yourself to invade the reset button, where our souls could teleport to another planet capable of supporting life, and start over...and time travel, visiting 'us' in ancient times, further support their technological advances, like the AVP movie (except for the sacrificial ceremonies), and establish a communion of inter-galactic Christianity, a Vatican IV perhaps, and an anti-Christ of the dark side like Star Wars...where then we encourage war, but reduced by an intergalactic version of a reformed "Flower-Power", and play Elvis, The Blues Brothers and John Lee Hooker throughout space, stopping at a galactic cheeseburger stand on a moon in a distance galaxy, light travel to your nearest church, where you'll hear a archeological proven old testament, and eat glowing holy breads and radioactive sacramental wine...
What, we already have a Robin Hood in space...and walkie talkies!
And how dusty history books you dig up behind your shelves in the middle of the night could bring such insanity, blogging like a comic character owned by Graham Annable…

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Riordan Fans!


KANE CHRONICLES OUT NOW
As promised by Riordan
Been waiting for years,finally!
Got my copy, how 'bout you?

Saturday, July 10, 2010